Holiday Poem 2022

Twas the night before Christmas, getting here was a chore
It all started off with the Ukranian war
Setting aside Putin’s international extortion
The Supreme Court threw out the book on abortion
People online got incredibly bitter
Everyone retweeting they are all leaving Twitter
Disney is swapping out Bobs for its bosses
Will the board get changed for their cultural losses?
Some people named Chrisley have their fortune in tatters
I have no idea who they are, or why the news thinks this matters
Centralized crypto funds continue to dwindle
Deregulated leverage is totally a swindle
FTX turned out broken, corrupted and shady
The news also tells us Gisele is leaving Tom Brady
But that’s not the only thing sweeping the nation
Let’s not forget the crazy inflation
Gas prices, food prices, and also the cars
And eight dollar check marks, instead of going to Mars
Everyone started to cut down on their spending
Ten percent layoffs are totally trending
Unless you worked at Twitter, let’s check the facts
Over half of the workers have gotten the axe
The midterms have happened, America has spoken
There was no red wave from Spokane to Hoboken
Trump announced to the world he is running once more
No one is shocked, we have seen this before
We all watched enough “Orange is the new Red”
Many hope that someone will Ron for office instead.
For all of the crazy things we see regressing
Next year cannot possibly be this depressing
So let’s raise our glass and attempt some good cheer
And have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!